“Err.. Joe? It says you get 99% of my company for Nothing... Are you trying to get a Green Sign?”
“No, no. Read less, sign more.”
“No, no. Read less, sign more.”
by C L G March 24, 2020

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 25, 2024

When a leprechaun eiaculates into a napkin.
by Lanaslayer January 17, 2018

When someone makes or throws a perfect object,(a gernade, basketball, etc.) and it hits the target from a far away range.
by skinnypr79 March 17, 2024

by gerbel November 28, 2020

a person that makes you feel a type of love that hurts, you’re love them so much you only wish the best for them. Even after they hurt you.
“Ethan is my sage green”
by Nona.coe June 11, 2023

Derived from the saying "green" after hitting a bucket on 2k. FN being a form of exclamation (fuck n****).
Green fn!!!!
by kaystherookie March 17, 2024
