shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 21, 2006

Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005

you belong to me

The act of owning another person through other ways other than slavery, or being a a pimp. owning a freshman by being a senior.

freshman you belong to me

by crazy_freak101 January 16, 2009

I me be a melon!

When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!

man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*

by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005

Will you marry me

Words uttered by very stupid men while on bended knee.

John asked his fiance " Will you marry me" but after sobering up realized what a mistake he made.

by kidlou December 20, 2010

me am korean

1. A way to define yourself as Korean

2. A standard reply in StarCraft to "wtf" or "who the fuck are you?"

3. I am Korean

4. Korean is that which I am

5. "Hello good Sir, I identify as a person from the country of Korean."

^___________________________________^; me am korean kekekeke

by Clinton April 5, 2005

fuck me hard

Usually used when pissed off or in disbelief.

person 1: "yeah that's actually due today"
person 2: "oh fuck me harrrrrrrd!"

*arriving at a store that just closed*
person: "UGGGH FUCK ME HARD!"

by Katarina K December 24, 2006