A barrel full of monkeys

This term is used as sarcastic description of something not being very much fun. A barrel of monkeys are actually little plastic monkeys, and their arms can loop together to make a chain. In other words, not very fun.

"Dude, how was your grandma's house?"
"It was a barrel full of monkeys"

by dudefromSD December 27, 2007

no lubing anal monkey

someone who uses no anal lube while in search for anus. Monkeys often do this

dalton is a no lubing anal monkey.

by jessec63 January 16, 2008

boo boo monkey

adj- when that shit ain't right

Bob:Dude my mom jus got deported
Jim:Thats boo boo monkey

by PinoyIcee May 10, 2008

monkey eating yogurt

a code word for an asshole.

person 1: did you see what that guy did to her?
person 2: yeah! he's a monkey eating yogurt!

by Creepy Carrie April 26, 2009

Porch monkey pie

A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.

Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.

by RoRo2992 August 6, 2008

Deep urban monkey

A sex position in which you go balls deep in her ass while swinging from the bedframe chanting ooga chakka

You think my girl will let me go deep urban monkey tonight?

by Can't find this in the kama su December 13, 2019

albino fire monkey

a person with red hair, freckles and pale skin.

because he is a albino fire monkey noone will ever like him.

by rus329 March 30, 2010