gall penis

a penis that falls off when wet

wow after that swim i had the gall penis goin on

she spit on my dick and i started gettin that gall penis

by phil banks March 13, 2009

penis-weasel

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.

"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."

by J-Meezy July 2, 2008

penis mixup

When you get a blowjob and the girl rips off your dick and places it in her vagina so it looks like she has a dick.

John got a penis mixup with Kelly

by hahaDoodlebob434343 October 20, 2008

woman-penis

The opposite of a mangina, when a man ejaculates on a womans leg, as the night goes on becomes crusted to skin or garment.

Bitch, thats a fat woman-penis on your yoga pants.

Girl, that woman penis is crusted on your leg!

by drj0e December 2, 2011

Penis size

The size of a male genital (and Transwomen if we use the cultural term gender), mainly in tetrapods. Dicks are great just like asshole, one for the gay gang.

Person one: Whats the Penis size?
Person two: You are a women, I dont want to let you know. I want to fuck a man

by greyideas get edgy December 27, 2020

Penis potato

A whole is cut into the top of a potato then the hole is filled with cum and someone is forced to eat it

Who wants to play penis potato

by Aidan thyr February 16, 2021

piggy penis whack

to hold a girls nose up like a pig then cum in her nose and fill it with ejaculation then whack her in the face 3 times and hold a pillow over her face and make her oink.

herby: " yo i fucked a fat chick last night!"
albert:" did you piggy penis whack her?!"
Herby:"yeah i said bitch oink or die!!!"

by SAG & SMG July 24, 2006