Joe

A guy that you shouldn't ask anyone what his name is

Guy: Who's Joe?
obama: *burns his house

by MrCookie925 August 13, 2020

Go, Joe.

A cry of encouragement when someone is attempting something obviously headed for disaster, such as a two footed jump on to a mud bank to retrieve a stray golf ball.

Man 1: “I’m just going to balance my cell phone precariously on the edge of the toilet bowl while I wash my hands”
Man 2: “Go, Joe.”

by Pozz September 30, 2018

Sloppy Joe

Shitting explosive diarrhea on a vagina, and then performing cunninilingus

After I had the 5 alarm chili, I took my wife home and gave her the ol' Sloppy Joe

by RustyShackelford69420 December 26, 2021

No Joe Pa

A phrase said to deny gayness when partaking in an action that can be deemed homosexual in any way. It is very similar to the meaning "no homo", except refers to allegations against Penn State and longtime former head coach Joe Paterno.

The camp counselor called out No Joe Pa as he strapped the climbing harness on the camper.

by jwags1568 November 26, 2011

Joe

A smelly Asian who mushes curry with his toes

You are so joe

by Lauriecon May 6, 2025

Joe Scholes

Joe Scholes is an all-round guy! Wouldn't say boo to a goose, a tad simple but none the less a nice guy to be around!

Big up Joe Scholes

Joe Scholes, what a guy, have you seen his massive shlong!

The one to paralyzed a bird!

by AntWing02 November 22, 2021

Joe

Joe is a Keter class SCP that resides in the foundation Site - REDACTED. SCP REDACTED is a anomaly that i the cause of many fatalities around the world. It containment is made with lithium and sound proof walls along with the floors. "Joe" is SCP REDACTED's nickname, as it says this when hunting prey. During a hunt, "Joe" will target the nearest living being or human, and will transform as a friend or family. It will then proceed to ask a simple question, "Do you Joe is?" The prey will be forced to respond with "Who's Joe?" SCP Joe will respond with, "Joe mama" and the prey will be eradicated from existence. SCP Joe requires to be put underground in Site REDACTED and far enough that no sound can ever get through.

PREVENTION MEASURES

SCP Joe requires the following:

Ear protection

Sound proof walls

Nuetrallizer.

SCP Joe will attack if provoked when hunting or not. It targets head protection as that covers how it hunts prey.

Joe: Hey!

Victim: Hi!

Joe: By any chance, do you know who Joe is?

Victim Who's Joe?

Joe: Joe mama

*distant screaming*

by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 3, 2021