Bag Humping

When you have a backpack on and you quickly stop and and push your butt out and hit them in the crotch with your backpack.

hitting someone with your bag. (bag humping)

by Shaweet December 11, 2008

Brie Bagging

When a human of the male species rubs his sweaty scrotum on a selection of cheeses and feeds it to his sister.

"Charles and Theodor, have you been participating with the Brie Bagging Society lately?"
"Of course mother, we have been Bagging the Brie all morning."
"I say, as your mother, I am very proud"

by TheFapPatrollers November 12, 2013

Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.

Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!

by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011

walnut bag

when its really cold out and ur bag contracts and goes really har

u know uve had, all guys get it

by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004

Winky Bag

A tiny ugly little nad sack

A scrotum that is tiny and shrivelled due to extensive radiation exposure and frequent masturbation (wanking)

by Bob March 26, 2005

Jewch Bag

A Jewish duech bag

Hey, John Stewart, quit being such a jewch bag!

by easy goin October 20, 2010

Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.

Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

by AKCoug February 21, 2011