Job

Word used to describe something very frightening, disturbing and scary.

Often so disturbing of a word it can induce chaos or fear just by saying it.

John: That spider I found was so job
Unemployed Bob: Trigger warning for j*b please

by Jubomination June 3, 2025

Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Backroad floor job

When someone fills the bed of their truck up with trash and other unwanted items, goes to a desolate back road, drops the tail gate and floors the gas pedal driving erratically until the truck bed is free of all trash

I need to clean the back of my truck, I'm going to do a backroad floor job later

by 23zx June 28, 2023

No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job

5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job

by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020

Rim Job

When trading options using the 13/48 method, a rim job is when you enter your call or put position as the candles are lightly caressing the nearest EMA on the chart. This allows you to stack some tasty gains as the price begins to move.

Me: Aye bro you fuck with 13/48 on ReviewDorks Discord?

Random: Naw man.... i'm too cheap to spend $69 on that Premium.

Me: Damn son! You are missing out on some easy 5-10% gainers on those tasty rim jobs. Get your shit together!

by Frank_White_661 April 27, 2022

hatchet job

A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.

Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!

by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023