Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.
by superchubs July 04, 2024
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Freezer job

To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.
-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?
by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018
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J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.
I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.
by Jodow69 October 13, 2020
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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 31, 2014
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Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark
Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.
by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025
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Pusstitassma job

Pusstitassma job: When a women flexible enough to bring her mouth close to her vagina and put her breasts over her pubic area fellatios the tip of a person's penis, while the penis makes contact with the vagina, breasts, buttocks, and mouth, it is called a Pusstitassma job.
"She gave john an amazing Pusstitassma job"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"
by Kanunibalshoshenkertta May 05, 2024
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