pull a preston

to randomly quote an obscure line from a film which bears no relevance to the current situation, confusing everyone.

Man #1 "so did you go to the pub last night?"

the Preston "Keep the change you filthy animal!"

Man #1 "did you just quote home alone?"

the Preston "Yeah..."

Man #1 "What does that have to do with anything? Did you just pull a preston?"

by sarcasmo87 October 6, 2011

pulling the padge

masturbating

"how old were you when you started pulling the padge?"

by blindbi June 1, 2023

Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold

Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

Pull out

To pull your dick/penis out of a women or man before you cum. It can be used as a form of birth control but it can be hard (see what I did there) as the man just wants to cum in the women

Brittany: uh uh uh uh uh
Chad: you like that you dirty girl
Brittany: uh uh uh daddy do you have a condom on?
Chad: uh uh uh no baby your pussy is so good!
Brittany: we have to use pull out then
Chad: ok
Brittany:yes daddy so good fuck me uh uh uh
Chad:I’m gonna cum
Brittany:PULL OUT PULL OUT PULL OUT NOW
Chad: I can’t it’s stuck

Brittany:well fuck I guess we are going to be parents

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Pull a Gavin

While waiting at Dairy Queen for your food, to lift your legs onto the table, and masturbate vigorously. While a worker eats your ass.

My buddy Austin was so horny, he went to DQ and decided to pull a Gavin

by Thesster July 22, 2021

Pull Over!

1: At a time period where Syd (Person A), verbally states something that leaves aidan (person B) dumbfounded, Aidan (person B) will proceed to say, “pull over!” and remind Syd (person A) to think about the statement twice.

Aidan: PULL OVER!
Syd: (self-consciously thinking about what she said)
Pull over: A phrase to put someone in place

by peni$ September 4, 2022

pull a Theranos

When you know you are guilty, your trial is scheduled to start at a certain time and you get pregnant in order to win the sympathy vote with the jury.

To pull a Theranos is to time a pregnancy sk that you are heavily pregnant or welcome a child right at the time when a trial is about to start and there is overwhelming evidence of yout guilt and you're more likely than not facing jail time too. Just like Elizabeth Holmes in the trial against her and like Ambet Heard in the trial against a british tabloid.

by psy123 May 11, 2022