What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022
mugGet the Washing your hands after a showermug.

Tinder Hands

A tinder god
With big hands. To hold things. If that helps
Tinder Hands
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.

e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed
by bighands19989898 January 10, 2017
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ass-hand

1. A arm that acutally grows from ones ass. Derrived from a Galidor figure.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.
"Don't make me whip out the ass-hand!"
by jovato May 12, 2003
mugGet the ass-handmug.

Funny Hands

This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.
That guy, yea, he is Funny Hands
by mahinman August 11, 2019
mugGet the Funny Handsmug.

squishy hands

A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.
"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."

"Squishy hands... at it again."

"Squishy hands called me a stripper"
by AellerKutumn September 12, 2018
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First-hand Boy

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.

When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
You're lovely precious first-hand boy!
by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023
mugGet the First-hand Boymug.
Who's bout to get beat up for something someone else might have done ( usually in a crowd of innocent bystanders there's a fool who's bout to get these hands )
Dude lets go play a joke on the girls (3 seconds later ): who's ass is it bout to get these hands
by Faithmoriahfaith September 13, 2018
mugGet the Who's ass is it bout to get these handsmug.

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