Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

Tinder Hands
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.
e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.
e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed
by bighands19989898 January 10, 2017

1. A arm that acutally grows from ones ass. Derrived from a Galidor figure.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.
by jovato May 12, 2003

This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.
by mahinman August 11, 2019

A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.
"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."
"Squishy hands... at it again."
"Squishy hands called me a stripper"
"Squishy hands... at it again."
"Squishy hands called me a stripper"
by AellerKutumn September 12, 2018

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.
When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

Who's bout to get beat up for something someone else might have done ( usually in a crowd of innocent bystanders there's a fool who's bout to get these hands )
by Faithmoriahfaith September 13, 2018
