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shit toucher

Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.
1.) "I'll tell you who drives a green truck . . . a SHIT TOUCHER, that's who!"

2.) "TOUCH POOP!"
by Kelley Rubass August 4, 2008
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shits and googles

Let's look that up for shits and googles.
by herringbonetim August 22, 2011
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Shit Taker

Skit Taker is one who takes alot of "shit" (The kind that can withstand words, fists, and hits.)
by Ferra October 7, 2004
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shit tit

SHIT TIT! i dropped my phone in the toilet!
by dizzlebizzle January 17, 2010
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Bearded Shit

A bearded shit is when a bearded face is pushed into an unexpectedly stationary dwarfs ass with the resulting pressure causing some beard whiskers to get stuck to shit
Why did he stop moving? I could have ended up a bearded shit
by The Mystery Writing Monkey March 29, 2010
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shit ass

by diarrhea dog November 2, 2020
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Shit Mix

Something made by mixing together the dregs of leftover alcohol and any unattended drinks in the room. Usually followed by a game to see who can drink the most before pulling out (usually to be sick).

Eventually after the first load is finished the second round is comprised of stolen alcohol from the fridge and anything that looks interesting and relatively soluble from the food cupboard (cinnamon, eggs, baking soda, mayo etc) until the resulting mixture smells, looks and tastes like something shat from the bowels of satan himself.

At this stage the only people to drink it are the hardened binge drinkers, the people who have never experienced a shit mix and the hopelessly pissed until the resulting shite is poured down the sink by the house owner.
Shit Mix, Guaranteed to leave the room smelling of ass for the next week
by fasamo September 2, 2010
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