shit tit

a bad thing just happened

SHIT TIT! i dropped my phone in the toilet!

by dizzlebizzle January 17, 2010

shit-cart

A crash or collision between two motor vehicles. Originating in the South East of England.

Did you hear that? Some poor sod's had a shit-cart outside. Better ring the old bill.

by tony harrison, shamen February 15, 2006

smack the shit

Next level of beating the shit out of someone

If you give me the chance to me Drake Bell of ‘Drake and Josh’ instead of Drake the rapper I’m gonna smack the shit outta you.

by Oh she-t May 8, 2018

shit mit

Any piece of attire or fabric used to wipe your ass in desperate situations.

Hiker 1: "I need to take a shit but were stuck in the woods!"
Hiker 2: "Just use your sock as a shit mit."

While taking a shit at a party, Mandy was so drunk she used the shower curtain as a shit mit because in reality she was sitting in the bathtub instead of the toilet.

by dothegoodjob March 8, 2009

Bearded Shit

A bearded shit is when a bearded face is pushed into an unexpectedly stationary dwarfs ass with the resulting pressure causing some beard whiskers to get stuck to shit

Why did he stop moving? I could have ended up a bearded shit

by The Mystery Writing Monkey March 29, 2010

Smurf Shit

Slang for Blue Tack

Smurf Shit doesn't come out easily if left for ages.

by Endless Vertigo December 21, 2008

god's shit

(n.) the feces of the almighty.

(adj.) Used to describe something INCREDIBLY awesome. Beyond simply being "the shit".

This Philadelphia Slick album is God's shit.

My hair is God's shit today.

by Annahoj December 9, 2008