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fake a shit

My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.
by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010
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shit tit

SHIT TIT! i dropped my phone in the toilet!
by dizzlebizzle January 17, 2010
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shit for breathe

when a person's breathe stinks like shit. Also used to describe such a person.
George: Damn man! what you been doing? eating outta the toilet agian?
Brown: No y?
George:u got shit for breathe
by u all know me October 27, 2009
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Shit Mix

Something made by mixing together the dregs of leftover alcohol and any unattended drinks in the room. Usually followed by a game to see who can drink the most before pulling out (usually to be sick).

Eventually after the first load is finished the second round is comprised of stolen alcohol from the fridge and anything that looks interesting and relatively soluble from the food cupboard (cinnamon, eggs, baking soda, mayo etc) until the resulting mixture smells, looks and tastes like something shat from the bowels of satan himself.

At this stage the only people to drink it are the hardened binge drinkers, the people who have never experienced a shit mix and the hopelessly pissed until the resulting shite is poured down the sink by the house owner.
Shit Mix, Guaranteed to leave the room smelling of ass for the next week
by fasamo September 2, 2010
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mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!
by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009
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shit-cart

A crash or collision between two motor vehicles. Originating in the South East of England.
Did you hear that? Some poor sod's had a shit-cart outside. Better ring the old bill.
by tony harrison, shamen February 15, 2006
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Shit Tagger

"Why you wearing a pink shirt dude? You some kinda shit tagger?"

"Did you just try to grab my jock? You're such a fucking shit tagger."
by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006
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