Fight my fires

expressing or exciting sexual love or passionate romance between two people who have been apart for a long time.

Once Cohen returns home from the army he's going to come fight my fires.

by S-ash February 3, 2015

Gets my gecko

When one likes something or when someone understands you on a profound level.

I just went on a great date with this girl. She really gets my gecko!

by rossgecko February 10, 2015

Load my musket

An extremely vigorous and/or hurried handjob.

(Walking into an Asian massage parlor)
Hi I've only got 15 minutes until I need to be back at work - how much to skip the massage and just load my musket?

by gunny815 February 12, 2015

Snitch on my knob

When one talks about another's sexual escapades

She was telling the girls about who I've previously slept with, she was a snitch on my knob

by Willrodg February 14, 2015

lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.

Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"

by Juice booty February 22, 2015

off my camel

Get absolutely shit faced and have a fucking wild time

Kyran wanted Hanna to sober drive. But Hanna said "I want to get off my camel", so Kyran had to find another driver.

by camelpoo101 March 11, 2015

Pump My Tires

When someone feels the need to speak highly of themselves, to increase their worth.

Person 1: Yeah, I am pretty awesome at soccer, after saving all of those goals.
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.

Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?

by WingustheDingus April 4, 2015