John

Someone who's the bassist of a band.

"John I told you we're not using your song ! It sucks !"

by butte phucker August 31, 2019

John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome

person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.

by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019

jollibee john

a dickhead who’s favourite word is ‘then’

don’t be a jollibee john!

by beepobeep November 22, 2021

Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing

Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard

by Porta john February 15, 2019

John

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.

The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza

by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022

John Henry

John Henry is a amara lover Fr

John Henry just loves amara fr

by Thegirljohnhenryloves May 9, 2023

John

John Is BLACK….

OMG IT’S A JOHN, WE GOTTA CATCH HIM

by SEXY_BOI November 25, 2021