911 what is your emergency?
Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!
Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!
Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 30, 2023

Boyfriend: “Who’s that boy you hang out with?”
Girl “That’s Chris, he’s my guy friend!”
Chris: “Man, I’m gonna bang her!”
Girl “That’s Chris, he’s my guy friend!”
Chris: “Man, I’m gonna bang her!”
by Son, what are you reading -mom May 1, 2020

Holy moly fall guys is so much fun, wait among us? Never heard of it. Ima give it a shot (becomes addicted to the game)
by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

A man of great mystery whom of which has a peculiar skill set allowing him to be relied upon for various tasks day or night.
by mouthybard August 29, 2022

Guy is the most sexiest person in the world. He gets all the girls. He has an extremely large cock. He also will help a friend when they are down or not feeling it.
by Rosa Barabara July 16, 2018

by Bol bol 1222 April 18, 2020

A guy who likes you but you don’t like him. He’s usually a shoulder to lean on when one is feeling weak and needs a bit of an ego boost.
He said that once she got a boyfriend, she stopped speaking to him. I didn’t have to the heart to tell him he is her emotional support guy
by anonymous June 18, 2025
