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God-time

How the gods perceive time differently from mortals, due to their longer lifespans.
(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).

(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).
by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024
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God

He has nothing nice to say about you
"I've mert God. He had nothing nice to say about you."
by SZASZUKEEEEEE May 9, 2022
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Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.
The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!
by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025
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The Seal of God

Subliminal Affirmation of The Art of War.

Translated in a religious way, like attack to repent, and defend to forgive.
by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021
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Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!
by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018
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God Complex

Don't be a fools
Fools spends his day on Spectate Similator, bettering his God Complex
by Rrrrffkdjf March 13, 2022
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god bob

A god that can heal you of your sins as long as you fuck in his church
dude god bob healed me of my sins!
by Lunar_Muffin January 10, 2022
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