November 2

Annoy the fuck out of your boy best friend lol

Hey dude!
What?
It's November 2nd and ur my boy best friend hehe >:)
...shit

by aprettypanseualuwu November 1, 2021

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Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022

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2/5 Artillery

1. Rock Hard Battalion

Faithful and True
2.Oldest and best damn Artillery unit in the United States Army.

Don't mess with 2/5 Artillery! They will level your entire grid square and impregnate your daughter!

by Artysill September 18, 2018

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2:38:41

A timestamp where someone talks about how everyone knows a character called Shadow The Hedgehog and how they are popular enough to be in a movie's post credits scene. This event occurs when a person starts talking about post credit scenes whenever a new major movie comes out the same week.

I can't believe they added the 2:38:41 guy in this upcoming movie!

by LrhAstern September 3, 2022

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