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31st-1st national horny day

The 2 days were created so anyone in the world was allowed to ask for nudes or sexual pics whenever they want aswell, it works both ways.
“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”
by ErrorCreed April 29, 2022
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National slap Darius Phills day

Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.
"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".
by Darius Phills November 4, 2020
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National slap Bailey day on Twitter.

Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.
by Antt1 March 28, 2021
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25 april national awesomeness day

the 25 april is the national awesomeness day , so if you are born on that day you re awesome !
it's the 25 april! so? 25 april national awesomeness day!
by THE sophia April 14, 2019
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National Text an Ugly Hoe Day

On the day of June 10, you are permitted to grace the presence of an ugly hoe(s) use wisely you can only text 3 ugly hoes on this day
Just text her ugly ass and make her feel good 🤷🏽 ♂️
National Text An Ugly Hoe Day
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National Kick a short person day

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
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National grab your mom day

Every year on the 13 of April is the national grab your mom day. On this day you grab your mom and take her somewhere nice and enjoy your day
Take your mom somewhere nice “it’s national grab your mom day”
by Jjstanko April 11, 2019
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