Kinging

Being a king ig

"No one wants to watch 1000 episodes of Islands Exploring and Kinging

by anonymous June 27, 2021

The Kings vs Grammar Ref

Clearly blind running round the field with a blindfold

The kings vs grammar ref was so fucking blind

by sdjhwer June 28, 2021

Evelyn champagne king

an 80s artist who was mad-

person 1 : oh you make my love come down!
person 2 : Evelyn champagne king?
person 1 : uhmmmm-

by _____chaAzzA June 30, 2021

The King

The title of the real dean Kelly or paddy jones

Guy : is that the king ?
Girl : fuck yeah it’s dean Kelly dard

by Kingpaddyjonesbro July 3, 2021

King Toby

King Toby is practically loyalty. Although sometimes socially awkward, he is the life of every party he’s invited to. He complains about how he used to younger and lighter instead of being a man and climbing up the bunk bed ladder. Round face. If you have a King Toby in your life, consider yourself lucky and very unlucky at the same time

Example 1: “King Toby was complaining about how he couldn’t get up that hill again”
Example 2: “King Toby, you’ll never be as good as Bill Wailey”
Example 3: “The two loudest noises in the world are a volcanic eruption and King Toby’s snoring”

by iztheman July 6, 2021

King Kong

monke, but biiiiig

Guy 1: Yo you know King Kong?
Guy 2: Yes of course, aka Big Monke?
Guy 2: What?

by Joe Momma Official Gaming July 7, 2021

Short King

A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.

Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024