Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.

Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.

by DrKoneko December 31, 2020

Rural Dictionary

kinda the opposite of the website you're on right now.

I'm on Rural Dictionary all day.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Urban Dictionary

You're literally inside it.

Oh man, i don't know what this word means, let me search it on urban dictionary

by Rakko_ November 21, 2021

Dictionary

This

This is a dictionary

by Someone From Somewhere out the August 13, 2021

Urban Dictionary

This website, where when you click on any word, and watch it somehow relate to sex. Seriously, just scroll down and there will likely be some sex reference.

person 1: hey go search up barney on urban dictionary
*types*
Person 2: why is it talking about a sex position??

by makayla4256 May 9, 2020

Urban dictionary

A place to search up useless words.

Guy 1: What u wanna do?
Guy 2: Let's search something up on Urban dictionary!

by !!!!!@ November 30, 2018

Urban Dictionary

the fucking best dictionary in the world and is 10 times better than a normal dictionary and is actually true

Urban dictionary is fucking godly

by godlyperson101 July 26, 2019