God-time

How the gods perceive time differently from mortals, due to their longer lifespans.

(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).

(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).

by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024

God

He has nothing nice to say about you

"I've mert God. He had nothing nice to say about you."

by SZASZUKEEEEEE May 9, 2022

that's god

cool, wicked, great, amazing

that's god dude!

by iAteTwoDonuts June 6, 2022

On God

The Phrase "On God", is usually said by people with very small penises. It is said to distract others from talking about how small the person's penis is.

"Yo On God Xavier, lets play some Soul Wars for that On God Content, On god On God."
"On God"
"On God"

by OnGodBro69 June 7, 2022

Lilt gods

The lilt gods are Ben and Matthew the discoverers of the filth that is lilt. After discovering and discarding this disgusting drink we cast it away to the rats. The rats then scurried around and claimed it as there own. After doing much work making group chats and Instagram pages after lilt the lilt gods returned and claimed there mighty throne. There is now an international lilt day celebrated in memory of these gods. They are great role models and perfect citizens.

Let’s go praise and worship the lilt gods the wonderful Ben and Matthew.

by Liltgodno.1 April 10, 2021

God Church

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17

I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church

by Parvencita July 7, 2017

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet

“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean”
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”

by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018