John Syndrome

Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.

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John Syndrome is the downfall of society

by anonymous November 9, 2023

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John

John William is a legend of man he has a massive big thick penis, woman mostly love he’s fit sexy body but he can be a bit of penis at times, he’s penis makes up for it

John is a name of a person and this defines him as a human

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John Kerry

Choosing to travel in your own vehicle when car/Jet pooling is easy and an option then going on to lecture people about how you're saving the environment

Sally declined the lift to Lake Tahoe and chose to John Kerry her way alone in her own Range rover.

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St. John Paul II High School

Weird high school, sure you may meets some cool friends. However everyone is fake in a way, everyone has a story to tell. Whether it’s there own or someone else’s. The teachers are strange but like the students, some are chills. You’ll find your group here, just watch out for the creeps and weirdos. Yes there are drugs and alcohol here, but isn’t there that in regular high school too. Possible racism and sexism jokes but you move on. If you come here, enjoy your own life with your own people, don’t let anything bring you down.

I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.

by Bobberdummy September 8, 2021

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