Croc-hands

The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.

Hey, you know that kid Jeremy? Yeah, his name is croc-hands now.

by EliteSniper4000 October 04, 2016

Cock In Hand

means fr

Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!

by it’s actually me February 21, 2021

Cock In Hand

It means for real or exactly.

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!

Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!

by it’s actually me February 21, 2021

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by April 23, 2023

WD-40 Hands

A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.

Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.

by consumegoyslop October 22, 2022

ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo

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hey
hi
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pmo pmo!
well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo

by sigma by sigma boy ts ngl pmo February 09, 2025

Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023