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Gamer face 

The look of intense concentration often occuring on the face of someone focusing completely on playing a videogame, most regularly a first person shooter.
"He can't hear you. Check out his gamer face."
Gamer face by Martin Kufahl August 4, 2007

Gamerphobe 

A person that is either afraid of games or is no good at them.

These people quite often try to bad mouth gamers or call them lifeless, as they fail to grasp a game and must assume that it takes years to get as good a 'gamer'.
The fear can show itself in extremes were people react to the fear by screaming and or posting anti-gamer rhetoric.
Gamerphobes have created an array of names for people that are capable of playing them.
Gamer: "That's five wins in a row"

Gamerphobe: " You're just lifeless and live with your mom and play this game 24/7, that's the only reason you won!"
Gamerphobe by workANDplay December 28, 2009

Gamer Girl Bathwater 

The best reason to legalize the purge ever.
"I, All for One, shall replace the clean drinking water of every man, woman, and child on this planet with Gamer Girl Bathwater!"
*promptly gets burned to death by Perfect Cell and Kermit the Frog*

Gamer Gunk 

The slimey, gooey substance that forms on gaming chairs from the sweat, grease, saliva and gfuel from excessive sitting.
Woah, i sure produced alot of Gamer Gunk today on my Gamer chair, ill cleanse it tommorow!
Gamer Gunk by BigLadUnger October 11, 2020

Angle Gamer 

Girls on facebook that have the perfect Angle Game down. Their default pictures make them look like a ten. Maybe that perfect photoshopped picture making them look like a playmate.

Then you meet them in person, and it hits you. They left A LOT out of those pictures. They must have taken 1,000,000 to g
et the shot hiding their overall weight. THEY ARE A DAMN COW.

Usually you can avoid the Angle Gamers by a few Key Giveaways:
1) 1,000 photos, but no shots from below the chest? THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT.

2) Look at the width of the arm. Is it fatter than yours? Is it thicker than your leg?
SKINNY GIRLS DONT HAVE FAT ARMS.

3) Over eager to hang out with anyone of the opposite sex, constantly putting up thirsty attention getting status to attract creepy guys, has little to no female friends?
HOT GIRLS DONT NEED TO TRY TO ATTRACT OTHER MEN.

4) Hidden albums or little to no tagged pictures? No group shots showing the entire body? Only head shots as defaults?
THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING!
Kaczman: Dude I cant believe you had Kristen come up to your shop.
T-Money: Her defaults were hot as fuck and she kept begging to "hang out."
Kaczman: Did you not notice none of her tagged photos actually contained her body??
T-Money: She was bigger than two of me in person, and her arms were twice as big as mine! Angle Gamer!!!!
Kaczman: INDEED!
Angle Gamer by Kacz October 18, 2012

gamer tourette's 

The syndrome that causes you to outlet a stream of obscenities
every time you get Pwn'd.
*Fragdor killed you*
AWWWWWW HORSE SH**!!!!!!
WHAT THE FU**!!!
Sorry guys, my gamer tourette's is acting up.
gamer tourette's by okugisama February 26, 2008