Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

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african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.

My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.

by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021

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soapy hole

when u make a hole n a bar of soap u can clean ur dick n get pleassure

i put my penis into a soapy hole

by christina megan calleigh May 15, 2021

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Pass-Hole

Those idiots who ride your tail for a few miles on the highway before the passing lane then proceed to pass you and drive 30 mph in front of you.

I would’ve been here faster, but that dang pass-hole slowed me down for at least 15 minutes.

by Lover_thinker_sporty_kid July 26, 2018

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hole sewing

when somebody cuts the edges of someones butthole and sews it back together so a scab shuts the butthole. the scab then forms skin cells and the butthole is tucked away. this leaves the victim to rot from the inside out due to the poop in their body rotting away.

steve: "wanna do some hole sewing (wink wink)
john: "unloads a bullet into his head"

by kaihatesxavier May 4, 2021

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