by oscarbaby October 17, 2008
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The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
Male
Female
Table
The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
by Chris Acosta and Megan Smith March 28, 2005
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i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.
David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."
Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"
Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"
by Alex Conway January 20, 2009
Get the stealing the monkey's banana mug.your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"
by J-chan October 2, 2007
Get the flying cock monkey mug."where did the last slice of pizza go" "it was the flying pizza monkey he took it" "ok buddy back to the institution for you"
by riley peterson May 26, 2008
Get the flying pizza monkey mug.Hot Monkey Sex is when two (or more) people have a very sweaty pillow fight (occurs most often in cuba).
by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno December 13, 2004
Get the Hot Monkey Sex mug.Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003
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