A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!
I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
by Tihy September 15, 2020
Get the birthday jobmug. by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
Get the Testicle jobmug. You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5
by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025
Get the $5 Foot-Jobmug. Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
Get the Swiss-cheese the jobmug. by lilpasty September 16, 2021
Get the brim jobmug. by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023
Get the Elijah Jobmug. A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.
Not to be mistaken with Road Head
Not to be mistaken with Road Head
by The Greasy Grind February 7, 2017
Get the Road Jobmug.