Job

Job is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is super caring and loving. He always forgives you and gives you many chances. He is very considerate and not selfish in anyway. Anybody to get to know Job is very lucky and blessed to have Job in their lives.

"Job is awesome"

by Mahbobeh November 12, 2022

Trump-Job

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.

I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).

by Indianasucks August 16, 2018

Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025

Cool job.

Someone who doesn't have a cool job.

Cool job.

by Baxter Sockman March 24, 2011

Job

Something you need bitchass nigga get employed

"All this dickriding you could put to use in a job"

by Bmanfaiba May 1, 2025

job

job

to help your mom pay bills from your job and buy a whole bunch of cars

by rbyam December 12, 2018

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020