second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021
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Dave Hand

I made out with Dave Hand last weekend.
by Jesus23948567234q5 December 21, 2022
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hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer
Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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wine hand

Always having a wine glass in your hand till you drink yourself to death.
The self isolation is driving Sagar so crazy, he’s starting to develop a wine hand.
by nilirem April 06, 2020
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Still Hand

The person in a fixed card game who is dealt the winning hand.
Kid can sniff out a still hand from a mile away.
by PCooper May 06, 2008
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Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 04, 2024
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Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.
by seanmft March 17, 2014
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