John

A big dude with a monstrous cock that's 12 inch.

A guy: how big is yours?
John:12inch

by 13inch. i beat u 12 inch October 20, 2022

a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows

She looks like she's had a john howard

by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022

logan john mesteler

logan. he has no fucking style. he’s italian

logan john mesteler wears flamingo shorts

by kartrasjoans October 21, 2022

John

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.

1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"

by Torrajin October 23, 2022

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

john farmer

a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs

that guy is john farmer.

by quaner January 4, 2022

John David

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.

Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”

by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 4, 2022