bong job

When a woman deep throats a bong.

Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!

by Sass1023 July 9, 2022

blue job

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum

Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.

by Anona-miss June 3, 2022

Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling

someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!

by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023

Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.

'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"

by Woofsbah October 8, 2022

nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively

Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot

by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024

JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.

Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?

by toofried November 23, 2021

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019