Ailien Hands

Generative AI image of hands that contain non-human like features.

Check out the ailien hands on that hound dog.

by MrJangles1969 April 28, 2023

Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.

I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right

by Andy the sim September 4, 2025

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 18, 2012

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020