Jimmy the cat

A very handsome young lad who loves to nap and sleep and eat and all that jazz

Jimmy the cat is really fucking sick, gotta love that adorable bastard

by Doddde September 7, 2019

cat

a small but very stupid animal that always needs to be cleaned after and needs constant attentoin needs to be fixed ar else this animal is to loud

this cat need die

by vjwfhvbpeufiwgtrnefkvlq'ngrjwk September 9, 2019

Cat Bath

Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time

I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.

by Mr. Thew September 11, 2019

Cat

Premium roast angry potato whom will demand love and attention from you. A Cat also has the sharp knives in their paws that the try to tickle you with.

"That cat just ate my fish!"
"My cat is stuck in a tree"

by Lucythekid May 30, 2018

cat

not a dog

Person 1: Yo look at that dog over there.
person 2: That is a cat you racist piece of shit.
person 1: Oh fucc, my bad fam

by Turbo Soggy May 30, 2018

Cat

Badass motherfucking leaders that will rule the world one day.

The cat is coming!

by MeowKing999995 May 30, 2018

Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.

by Kiirah June 2, 2018