Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.

Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”

by kenny_ November 27, 2017

Skip school day

This 2019 dec 2 all students are skipping school on this day

“Hey mark are you going to do skip school day on December 2nd?”
“Yeah Rob I am are you?”

by Suc my pussy November 30, 2019

Bully Gingers Day

December 8th Bully Gingers Day. You can bully the shit out of your ginger friend today as much as you want.

Guy 1: Hi Guys
Guy 2: Your hair looks like peeled oranges, its "bully gingers day" by the way

by Yourmomlover69 December 7, 2019

Worm on a String Day

A day to show off your beautiful worm creatures!

Dude 1: hey dude guess what.

Dude 2: what dude.

Dude 1: it’s national Worm on a String Day dude. Bring your pet worm to school dude.

Dude 2: okay dude.

by Yeehahorsey December 21, 2019

National Kobe day

This is the day we remember a Legend and we know this by 8/24 his jersey numbers in the NBA

Y’all look it’s national Kobe day

by January mans January 27, 2020

Gigi and Kobe day

Gigi and Kobe day is February 24th 2/4. Because Gigi wore 2 and Kobe wore 24.

Gigi and Kobe day

by Rib Kobe and Gigi January 30, 2020

National Cheems Day

June 12 is a day to celebrate the the wonderful Cheems dog and all that he has done for us in this dark dark time

Guy 1: You know what day it is?
Guy 2: No?..
Guy 1: You absolute buffoon it is National Cheems Day!
Guy 2: O shit

by that_one_spoon May 6, 2020