Mike: Apologies for not handing in my homework Sir, but my dog ate it. He's really on edge lately because the Chinese government is eating our children.
Steve: Dude, you always have to trump it
Steve: Dude, you always have to trump it
by OinkItsBoink August 19, 2020

“If you eat too many carrots you’re gonna trump out”
“No I’m not”
He was later sent to the ER; he trumped out
“No I’m not”
He was later sent to the ER; he trumped out
by dexterslabfangirl April 22, 2021


by Threemouthketeers April 17, 2025

When you go camping for three days without washing your hands, and then you grab someone's pussy (could even be your own.)
I saw the dirt under my fingernails, and I realised I must have been gritty trumpin' myself while he was banging me from behind, just now.
by Pygmy84 May 14, 2020

(noun) A large burst of flatulence that occurs midway through the act of defecation which spray paints the inside of the bowl and asscheeks with loose shit.
by warspawn December 29, 2020

by MrJameSeattle June 18, 2025
