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God

Karen: Oh my god Becky
Religious person: That's a bad word you need to go to jail
by Omgbeccaauhh November 28, 2020
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sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014
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God

by Eatabigmac January 21, 2022
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God Streak

When you don't beat your dick and begin a streak. Some say God streak reflects not beating your dick to pay your respects to God.
Everyday I wake up and try to go on a God Streak, but when I see Indian woman, I fail.
by Dont forgive me November 1, 2021
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Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024
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Rap God

Joe: "This man is NO Rap God!"
Bill: "KILL YOURSELF"
by Rape God February 7, 2024
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Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018
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