national sorbet day

national sorbet day is celebrated on the second day of september, aka no simp september, this day is for my friends birthday, known as sorbet. HEADASS CAN SIMP THIS MONTH BECAUSE ITS HIS BDAY. NOT BASED 😒

"HAVE YOU HEARD OF NATIONAL SORBET DAY I HEARD THEYRE CELEBRATING THE BDAY OF A HOT MAN"
"YES ITS MY BDAY IM THE HOT MAN"

by theheadassblank September 1, 2021

National cap day

May 2nd is where you lie

National cap day Is when you say lebron is the goat

by MoBreeze May 2, 2021

national heart string day

everyday

omg it’s national heart string day! let me send my girl a pic of my jogget strings in a heart

by ursuperhotgf December 1, 2021

National Dramatic Day

It was made on 06/05/2021 by Ari and bati due to the dramatic events on iMessages

Jessica: What day is it again? 🤷 ♀️
Felicia: It’s National Dramatic day! Silly 😜

by Coco pies May 6, 2021

National Creampie Day

On this day any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Marcus: Happy National Creampie Day

Tiffany: what do you mean

Marcus: it means I get to fold you like a pretzel all day today.

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

National Menice Day

National Menice Day 26th of every month

National Menice day anybody can be a menice on the 26th of every month

by THE MENICES May 25, 2022

National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?

He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day

by A Dumb joke May 11, 2019