Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

by Urban Is Amazing December 5, 2021

Suli’s Mom

The Most bang-able objectable woman in the world

Oh Man every man on earth has banged that bitch

I had fun last night fucking the shit out of Suli’s Mom

by BurgundyKiwi December 5, 2021

Your mom

Term used when telling a joke if your sensitive your probably gonna be a by about it

Person 1: what are you doing

Person 2: your mom

by By your mom <3 December 5, 2021

Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian

Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021

ur mom

joe mama, aka joe mama

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom

by ghghhghg October 19, 2019

ur mom

a comeback to literally anything someone says to you

person 1: dude i just got a win on fortnite
person 2: dude i just got ur mom

person 1: im fat
person 2: ur mom is fat

person 1: shut up
person 2: ur mom shut up

by rosii-ivii October 20, 2019

Mom

The lovely and sophisticated lady who gave birth to me and who will love me 4 ever

I love you Mom!

by big headed jay October 20, 2019