Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

mumbai eye

When your eye becomes swollen shut due to contact with fecal water in Mumbai, India.

Christa: Gross! What’s wrong with your eye?!

Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.

by MEricSimpson July 6, 2018

Flies on your eyes

Sadio mane

Sadio mane has got flies on his eyes

Sadio mane you’ve got flies on your eyes

by Dunnomatw June 11, 2022

Eye Popper

The sensation when real strong white stuff is snorted.

After snorting, he said, "Man that's some real strong white stuff, a real eye popper."

by Steve52 April 3, 2009

Watchmakers Eye

The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter

Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Planes in your eyes

Having a desire to travel, especially by plane or internationally. From the expression “dollar signs in your eyes”

You had planes in your eyes after watching a travel show.

by Tiernan47 July 20, 2022