needle dick

a dick so skinny it almsot looks like a needle

Timmy Sisco has a needle dick.

by Joe dilena January 10, 2008

cheese dick

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

owens dick

Is very small

We named the worm 'Owens Dick' because of its similar size

by True stuff March 30, 2016

dick appled

Completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.

You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!

by Not a Dick Apple May 4, 2008

Dick Smear

When a friend rubs his penis on another friends leg during an intense game of Rock Band.

Ant dick smeared Peter when he was playing Enter Sandman.

by SgtDucky13 October 12, 2008

Nigger Dick

Nigger Dick is used in replacement for "Fuck", or "Shit". Its more creative and will get a laugh due to its randomness.
Because when you think of Nigger Dick, you picture a big, black hairy Penis.

By the way, don't say it in front of a African American person...unless they know the just, they are from the Bahamas or you REALLY wanna get your ass kicked by some guy named Tyron.

lil Jay jay: Bra...you want some wine

Billy: Hell yeah Bra! Hook dat sit up!

lil Jay jay:*Spills wine on pants* Woops!

Billy: Nigger Dick!

Thank you....White Power!

by oooOOOOooooNegrooooOOOOooo April 20, 2006

small dick

A penis that is small when compared to other guys. It resembles a little boy's penis especially if it has tiny balls to match.

A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.

I have a small penis and my girlfriend loves to play with it. She calls it her toy and loves when it is inside her.

Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"

Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"

by Small Junk May 4, 2008