A person who has diluted themselves into believing that the ideas created in and voiced directly from their ass, are pure genius.
Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?
Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?
Woman: You are a consummate ass-talker.
Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!
Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?
Woman: You are a consummate ass-talker.
Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!
by Poop Ninja September 1, 2008
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"Holy shit i made a big bowl of ass pasta tonight..."
"Lol, get out of here you frickin' ass pasta!"
"Lol, get out of here you frickin' ass pasta!"
by Drippy MC August 25, 2008
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by Wmurray18 September 9, 2009
Get the ass hugging mug.A color of hair typically in women when the main base color is blond and dark brown highlights are randomly streaked in. The blond is the ass and the brown is the shit.
casey: "hey you know now that chick is an ass shade of blond."
Andy: "what?"
Casey:"her hair its like an ass with blond ass and brown shit."
Andy: "oh haha"
Andy: "what?"
Casey:"her hair its like an ass with blond ass and brown shit."
Andy: "oh haha"
by swirlz1903 March 13, 2010
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