When JJ Maybank from outerbanks is making fun of Kiara (KIE) and it’s really hot the way he says it.
If your name is John someone can say “just give her that John d already” and that means you guys should probably fuck. Also Jj is being hot in this scene. Mostly always tho.
by jjishotasfuuuuuck August 23, 2021
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.
by Stonewallism November 05, 2018
by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.
Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.
by Billie joe slay October 02, 2023
A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”
by Michael Orville April 19, 2024