bag o' snacks

a task or feat that turns out to be incredibly simple, when originally thought to be difficult or nearly impossible.

Person one: I think I just failed that test.

Person two: Really? But it was totally bag o' snacks.

Person one: You suck.

by apavs February 4, 2010

Fuck-O-meter

A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event

The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz

by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020

Reverse tug-o-war

A high-stakes, double-ended dildo game of dominance and propulsion where two consenting adults (or more, if you’ve got the gear and the gumption) engage in a mutual trust exercise that tests pelvic thrust strength, core stability, and friendship. Instead of pulling, the aim is to push — hard. When one partner power-thrusts backward on their end of the double-ended dildo, the force drives the other end deeper into their partner’s orifice of choice (traditionally anal, but other ports of entry are fair game depending on orientation and available lube).

“Last night Brad and I played reverse tug-o-war after a few too many edibles… I lost, and my soul left my body somewhere around thrust number four.”

by Watsthisthenslut May 30, 2025

carlos o' smellies

A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.

"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?

by whatarethis January 23, 2014

Oing

A noise made with the throat sounding as it's spelt. Used for comedic effect.

The boy made an oing to break the ice.

by JurassicTD July 21, 2022

M O N K E Y

i like monkeys.... are you a monkey?

person 1: i like M O N K E Y
person 2: why?
person 1: Why Not?

by Skibrosl March 29, 2023

Steve-O

Really fucking funny drug addict back from 2005

Steve-O smokes marijuana

by Reataraded querr March 24, 2022