greatest pussy of all time

someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re “too hot”

Owen is the greatest pussy of all time.

by mnl December 11, 2019

The fishies are violent this time of the year

A phrase used to warn those of the violent tendencies of fish

“I’m going to the river today”
“Be careful the fishies are violent this time of the year!”

by LuluSquircle February 26, 2022

a stitch in time saves nine

Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.

The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.

by David Ch... September 23, 2020

Sad times at the El Royale

When something happens that is mildly upsetting or annoying, and so times are sad at the El Royale hotel

"Hey man how you been?"
"Not great, the wife left and she took the kids"
"Sad times at the El Royale"
"Fuck you, this is serious"

by Divvy the Tree September 6, 2020

post over times Charlie

Something Daniel made up on Twitter, but is confusing Charlie. To this day Charlie has no idea what it means, but he’s defining it on Urban Dictionary to try to feel sane again.

Charlie was confused when he saw Daniel’s tweet which read, “Post over times Charlie.”

by Chuck is Confused March 16, 2021

Part Part-Time Hours

When some one in search of a job is only looking for an hour or two a week.

Manager: How many hours per week do you think you can work?
Bob: I'm looking for some Part Part-Time Hours...just like one or two hours aweek
Manager: Get out of here, now!

by ColbyW September 30, 2012

time burglar

this is a very gay word all things about this word r awful and any one who uses it is a cunt

Mitch is a super big time burglar. not to be confused wit the ever famous trudburglar. Your a cunt who ever created it

by WHo January 14, 2005