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Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.
Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."
by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025
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Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.
Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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green fn

If someone make a basket that person might say green fn or if you say some rizzy that could be a possibility
by Zazachef911 June 8, 2024
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Sara Green

My baby she flexing all up on my blessings
I get a flash, nigga with baguettes
We just seen a opp and we sent 'em to heaven
And it been so long, so the vibe so distant
She singing Lil Tecca, so she let me hit it
Ain't respond to the text, nigga but I read it
She told me she love me, nigga have to dead it
Yeah, run to the pack, nigga had to get it
I don't know, are you gang slime?
I don't know your gang sign
I don't know your intentions, but my energy see you laid out
She said "Oh my God" like Lil Keed
And you givin' me stress, baby I don't need
She said that she love me, she fuck on my team
How you say that you love me and fuck on my team? Sara Green
by 9iner9iner I broke my dick September 16, 2019
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Green

It means everything is okay or the plan is good to go.
Person 1: “Shawty we can slide right?”
Person 2: “Yeah gang we green”
by Bavaj November 23, 2021
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Green Belt

A Male/Female that thinks that they can kick ass. They are also typically enrolled in Karate and kung fu; however, popular belief says that he/she is a dumb ass. Is also used in a derogatory way.
Grace- Oh, look out it's Jacob. And he is a Green belt. Wow, man!
Jacob-*not caring* Yeah, your cool.
Grace-*makes mocking motions hinting at karate*
Jacob-*glares questioningly at Grace and realizing that the human race is doomed*
by Your_Boiii_23 October 7, 2017
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Green Lantern

When you and your partner fuck in the dark and you need a lantern, her pussy is filled with bugs and you eat her out, only to vomit green liquid
Bro, me and my girl did a Green lantern yesterday.
by penpenpenpen January 20, 2021
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