meat tongs

When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.

Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.

by Rev BigE March 20, 2017

Meat Flinch

When something is so good it makes your penis flinch.

Those chocolate strawberries made my toes curl and the cookies were so good they made my meat flinch.

Bro that movie was so fire, shit had my meat flinching

by Flextavious February 17, 2023

Meat Stew

When you stick your penis in a girl and then go to sleep. It’s like soaking, except over night. In the morning, the meat falls off the bone like overnight smoked brisket.

Bro I made Meat Stew with Kaity the other night, shit looked like prunes.

by WalrusEnjoyer420 December 20, 2021

meat-eyes

A facial expression used when sizing up a romantic partner. Similar to that of the expression used before devouring a steak.

"I notice you were giving me meat-eyes from across the bar. Can you buy you a drink?"

"Don't give me those meat-eyes, I'm still mad at you for sleeping with my best friend"

"OMG, Cindy! Rob has been giving you meat-eyes ALL day"

by yeratowel July 17, 2014

dry meat

Hard dick with no lubrication

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

meat._.stick

meat._.stick is a famous tiktoker with 13,3 k followers (2022) he is a vr tiktoker without a pc (nerd). he cant swim and his school is bad. so umm remember to eat meat.

hi meat._.stick wanna play rec room?

by vr_and_pc April 01, 2022

Meat Rug

Unshorn rug of hair on the pubis that may or may not obscure all or part of the man meat

John looked so sexy until I saw his penis was hidden in a meat rug.

by Simin Allin November 25, 2020