alaskan king crabs

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

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mook king

I saw the mook king today, Howard Stern.

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That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

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Isaac King is a true Geez and he will point at anyone he fucking wants to and say "it's the first time for you" make sure you treat him with respect

I saw Isaac King and he pointed at the teacher and said "it's the first time for you"

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Voon king means someone who is extremely caring and will take care of everyone around him. At the same time, he is also very mischievous and clumsy.

Wow you just spent the whole day with her, helping her. That was very voon king of you.

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The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.

Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"

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His dick was so small his nickname was demon King Kane.

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