John

There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate

2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate

3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..

So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.

"Hey, do you remember John?"
"What type of John? "
"The cool one."
"Yeah, he was a cool John."

by Weirdalltheway September 2, 2022

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That’s on John

instead of “thats the tea”

i can’t stand Alan and that’s on john

by wxrcrxmes January 2, 2020

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poopy john

A toilet with poop

Look at that poopy John

by The me face January 15, 2018

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John Cena

WWE wrestler whose body is invisible & that's why you can't see him.

Random Guy 1: I saw John Cena
Random Guy 2: Where
Random Guy 1 : Right Behind Me
Random Guy 2: But There's No One Behind You
Random Guy 1: But I saw him behind me

by MemesDude September 22, 2023

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Epping St Johns

Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.

Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him

You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think

by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021

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