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God Jayden

Severe god complex
general menace

likes his chaos
cute <3
All hail God Jayden...Other wise he might kick us
by Josietrain April 29, 2022
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Good Morning and God bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast while on the toilet.
I need a good morning and God bless to make me feel better
by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018
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God

A non-existent being who will not save us now.
by Bussysaka96 November 12, 2021
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God Is Good

When one exclaims "God Is Good" they are referring to the notion that everything is going right with their day. This can be both a religious statement recognizing that God has provided everything the individual could ever want or need. It can also be an exclamation devoid of any religious intention, still recognizing that all is right in the individual's life.
Yuki couldn't help but say "God Is Good" after receiving the best dick appointment of her life! The sun is shining, The birds are chirping, all is right in the world.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 8, 2024
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Crucifix God

LogicDefender
LogicDefender is a crucifix god in phasmaphobia
by Nmagoo432 October 31, 2020
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Joe; God Of Energy

Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.

Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.

Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.

Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
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