fish and chips

oi its a little bri'sh thang lil leng ye mate lil wanka

o and also is food

"Oi do you want to go for fish'n'chips ay and then get a drink from the oldest inn in england ye?"
or you could say it like this
"Hi there do you want to go for fish and chips?"

by Anynomous #8526 October 20, 2022

Fish people

“Christians” that believe Jesus was too liberal. Shows up to church on Sunday thinking it makes them a good person but is a horrible human being outside of church. Usually have more than one “Jesus fish” on their vehicles.

“Oh look the fish people are protesting outside planned parenthood again”

by Fedupaf October 12, 2023

Fish cocktail

The act of making a girl cum and then drinking her feminine juices from her vagainal tunnel.

Aye boy, She made me a damn fine fish cocktail the other night.

by Rachegeomadness October 7, 2016

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

Sad fish and chips

when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.

I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Fish wacking

The act of slapping a woman's vagina with either your hand or other flat instrument to the point of orgasm.

Also used to unlock the magic of a vaginal trout pout.

Stop fish wacking with the kitchen spatula.

I've been fish wacking all day. Now i've got a killer pout for the boys.

by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

fish

Not something in the water.
Not something you eat
It's something in receive.
It's something you receive in verbal terms.
It's when you're called a fish.
The guy/her/them that you liked called you a fish, someone you love called you a fish, someone you hate called you a fish.
These are all signs.
Signs for whoever called you a fish....
has a very big fat crush on you.
And thinks about you all the time.
If they be rude and call you idiot
and make love related jokes about you and them...
They are crushing on you
or they just hate you.
or its just a thing in the sea
#keep simping in secret

Joe: Hey idiot.
bOb: bruh. Hey u fish *blushes hotly*
Joe: jag talar engelska (Svenska, swedish)
bOb: good for you fat toad *blushes*
Joe: *KISSES*
bOb: *slaps joe and hurts him and accidentally kills and throws in trash to hide body and then runs*
Dead joe: thanks 4,6,9? Age is just a number, because I thought he liked me because you told me the signs tHaNkS for killing me

Disclaimer: usually if ur friend insults u ur either rlly good friends or they like you-

by 4,6,9? Age is just a number. January 3, 2021